Monday, July 21, 2003

JUNIPER, WARRIOR-QUEEN OF HYPERBOREA !

IN :

CULT OF THE BLACK MEAT, PART ONE !


Juniper glided beneath the river surface, murk shaded with firelight, drifting leaves and branches from the jungle canopy.

The drumbeats, the whack of wood and bone clubs on stretched drumheads reverberated through the liquid medium in a tangible soundscape.

Her muscular curves and soft edges were streaked with dark oily pigments, bands and patches of green, brown and grey, clinging to her flesh in the warm water.

In a far away place, she was aware of the burning in her lungs as carbon dioxide built up in her bloodstream, and she ignored it. The euphoria and hallucinations would come next if she did not surface for air soon. Five minutes was the limit. Any longer and she would black out, and unable to keep her beautifully formed lips closed underwater, inhale enough river to kill her almost immediately The techniques of the native pearl diver required a clear mind and self discipline. She lacked neither.

Such things were useful when closing a stretch of guarded river. Surely the cult of he black meat would not permit her to canoe into the heart of their territory. It was simply impossible. They would spear her, immobilize her with centipede toxin, and probably rape her. After that, it was either a cannibal feast, or an even worse fate incubating the eggs of the aquatic centipede that was their god, and holy sacrament.

It was shockingly quick process for what was once a tribe of bohemian surfers to go over the edge completely. In the beginning they had satisfied themselves with locally grown dope, and a makeshift meth lab, but as their craving for thrills escalated, and supplies for meth synthesis ran short, it was a short trip into the mysteries of the black meat.

Carefully, juniper swam up against the riverbed as it sloped into the bank. Centuries of moving water had eroded the soil from underneath the root systems of the trees, creating a tangle of wrist thick anchors to conceal herself in. Hidden as well as possible, she pieced the surface of the water, disciplining herself to not gasp air too loudly. It was unlikely they'd hear her over their own revels, but the was no reason to take chances. They outnumbered her a dozen or more o one.

Insane with the psychedelic enzymes of the giant aquatic centipede, the tribe had launched a brazen raid on one of the smaller settlements bordering hurqualya. Most likely for medicine and tools, but also to kidnap slaves who would eventually become hosts to the parasitic larvae of the hideous insect

Juniper couldn't afford to carry much in the way of weapons. The scout knife tom had given her, thick bladed and weighted well enough to throw like a hatchet, and handful of fire hardened throwing sticks, softened slightly by immersion in the river unfortunately.

By contrast, the cultists carried a variety of spears, clubs, imported metal knives and axes, and couple of firearms even, despite the longstanding taboo on bringing them across the breach from earth prime. There really was no use for them here except to kill other humans. Archaic weapons were sufficient to hunt in reasonable quantities. The bulk of the population was strictly vegetarian anyway.

Juniper smoothly lifted herself out of the water, strong limbs carrying her body into the tangle of undergrowth. She was perhaps a hundred feet from the edge of their camp. The huge wasteful bonfire they had built would steal virtually all of their night vision. Stupid. Juniper deliberately averted her eyes from the light source to keep her pupils well dilated. She knew she could stalk up to them easily. They were fierce and brutal, but not nearly skilled enough to make use of the jungle to it's utmost. In all likelihood they were suffering from several tropical diseases and untreated wounds that turned rotten in the jungle humidity. Left alone they would all be dead in less than a year. Unfortunately they might kill twice their own numbers in that time. Better to be rid of them, and their deranged religion.


Stilling the breath, and the mind, in low stalking crouch. Poorly trained sentries inevitably scanned only at eye level. If you were careful you could crawl right up to them because they didn't look down. Juniper kept her direct gaze at the ground in front of her, scanning for motion with her peripheral vision, which was superior. The old adage about not seeing what was right in front of you had its truth.

Even the most drug addled or insane could sometimes feel eyes upon them, and in many cases those thing enhanced the effect, so juniper again did not look directly at he closest sentry. She clung to the foliage and hid in the silhouettes of trees, camouflage breaking up her outline, muting the shine of her lustrous black hair, and deep copper colored skin.

She would have to cover about ten feet of open ground to reach him. He was smart enough to stay away from the tree line at least, but more likely he feared snakes. He was fidgety, shifting his weigh erratically on his feet, the body language of amphetamine psychosis or worse. She could smell the acrid chemical tang of his sweat, the distinctive trace of malnourishment, as stimulants destroyed the appetite, leading to the breakdown of body tissue, and release of certain chemicals in the sweat. He was typically white, his filthy hair dreaded up and splayed out in all directions. He carried a barbed fishing spear, coated with a sticky black tar on the tip. No doubt some crude plant toxin. He wore a t-shirt with a picture of Charles Manson on the front, with the quotation 'Charlie don't surf' on the back. Juniper didn't know what that meant. She had grown up in hyperborea and except for a few brief visits to the old earth with her parents, had no real knowledge of pop culture. The only reason she knew Manson was because of an old book in the library. Waterlogged and swollen, it was paperback devoted to the exploits of serial killers. Apparently this sort of thing was a fascination for earth primers. Manson was on the cover.

No matter. No reason to delay either. She spent a few moments, catching the pace of his breathing, the shift of his weight, the furtive glance darting around in the darkness, and when she could feel him turn his mind away from where she was, could feel his awareness more than he could himself, she drew her breath in, and in a controlled exhale lifted herself up into a clear line sight, took one step forward, and twisting her hips behind the step, pitched a sharpened wooden spike into the side of his neck.

He instantly turned, gagged, and lifted his free hand up to his neck. Funny thing. Even in situations of pain and injury, our grip reflex remains intact. It would be almost impossible to release his fingers from the spear shaft now. Monkey instinct. Not that it mattered at all. She closed the distance in two bounding steps and was on top of him with her blade.

He covered a couple of vital areas with his free arm, but juniper simply attacked the half dozen other fatal targets on his body. He didn't bleed to death. That could take thirty seconds or more. Multiple traumas and massive blood loss sent him into shock and stopped his heart in less than ten seconds. There was no screaming.



She dropped catlike onto her belly, vanishing from sight again, if anyone in the camp looked her way. It was virtually impossible to see her from where the bulk of them were, but all the same, no point taking chances.
There were perhaps a dozen of the tribe circulating around the bonfire. To one of that was bowl shaped depression about fifteen feet across, carefully lined with stone and mortar, and most likely filled with salt water. Lashed to stakes around the edge of the pool, were three captives. They had originally taken five. Three women, two men. The men and one of the women were now secured at the edge of the pool, to be tortured degraded of thrown to the centipedes that were doubtless at home in the saltwater pit.


She crawled over the spear, comforted to have a longer weapon at her disposal. Smelling the tip of the spear, it was in fact a kind of sap from a fruit tree, treated over an open flame to change into a deadly poison. Useless for food hunting, but perfect for killing people. So be it. She would need a distraction to approach the prisoners though. A head on attack was folly.

There were a handful of tents at the edges of the firelight, of various sizes. From where she was it was pretty clear which one was being used to as a meth lab. Jugs of chemicals, and pressurized cylinders of propane and god knows what else were visible through the entrance flap, and stacked outside. Indoor meth labs constructed by competent chemists were already firebombs waiting to happen, or so she was told. Meth labs constructed by starved hallucinating diseased cannibal psychotics were hardly any safer, she was willing to bet. Likely far less so.

Rising to a low stalking crouch, juniper carefully trod the darkened jungle to the outskirts of the camp, holding the spear low and parallel to the ground, to mask its movement. If she were seen, the first witness would die quickly and quietly on the tip of this weapon. After that... It was hard to say. She would think of something. If that could be avoided, it would.

It was a small relief to reach the lab tent. Juniper dropped into a low squat, legs coiled to launch the spear if need be, or spring on attacker and eviscerate him at close range. She sat next to the tent sufficiently long to be certain no one was inside. At this distance, the drumbeat reverberated through her body. The music had a ragged, frantic edge to it, rather than the smooth rhythm of rejoicing in hurqualya. Carefully, she split the fabric of the tent with her knife, slowly opening a cleft big enough to see through, and when quick inspection failed to yield any people amongst the tubes, tables, washtubs, and glass bottles, she began to widen it sufficiently to enter the tent proper.

Simple plan: light the tent on fire to generate a distraction, and, if very fortunate, an explosion that might kill a few of her opponents. They might even think it was an accident.

Since she carried no fire making materials on her person, it was incumbent on her to find some in the tent. Which certainly was no problem. There were Bunsen burners hooked up to propane cylinders in several locations. A couple piezo electric barbecue igniters lay on a workbench. Handy.

A better idea. Release a significant amount of propane into the confines of the tent. Move to a safe distance and hurl a torch at the tent. Well aimed, this would generate the desired explosion. Tom would be pleased. Textbook improvised demolitions. Juniper set to work opening up as many propane valves as possible.

The hiss of escaping gases, followed by the trademark stink of propane, was indication enough that the tanks weren't empty.

Juniper pocketed a piezo electric lighter, and snatched a bottle of ether off of a freestanding shelf. Perfect material for a Molotov cocktail. All the elements of a very unusual childhood had come into play on this trip.

She was so pleased with herself, it was a dismal shock to turn and find a trio of fidgeting strung out psychos glaring into the tent at her.

The first one, stripped to the waist, scar tattoos crawling over his arms and chest, heavy lidded eyes widening in their deep sockets. He let a mangy strip of dreads fall across his forehead. He breathed with his mouth, swollen tongue passing his lips ever so slightly. His bony, string muscled chest hitched and shuddered, like a laugh was caught in his ribcage. He drew an audible rush of air into his lungs as he prepared to speak.

Juniper hefted the bottle of ether in her hand, and thought to her self:

Fuck This

Monday, April 21, 2003

PIT OF TORTURE:CHAPTER 2

HELL EATS ITS OWN

Rushing into the pregnant silence, the drum machine was a half beat ahead of the explosion of gunfire. The dancefloor surged back into frothing anarchy, oblivious to the doom that stirred from it's hungry stillness.

The Tulku sat in meditation, absolutely unmoved as the chosen vessel of Kali descended upon the dancefloor, it's blazing automatics aimed into the heart of the throng.

The first wave of sacrifices fell in a spray of exploding heads and chests, blood and bone blasting out of exit wounds. Perhaps five hundred crowded the GroundGlassAngel, the majority of them lost in a stupor of trancedancing and chemical intxoication. It took a suprisingly long time for most them to notice anything was happening out of the ordinary. A kiddie porn distibutor from queens trips over a fallen body. A high class pimp from park avenue has a cloud of blood and brains explode in front of him. An 'art film producer' turns and finds a massive human shape of swirling darkness falls upon him, and he screams as scores of howling demon mouths slake their hunger on his flesh

And something almost palpable begins to radiate out from the heart of the murder. A roiling emotional thunderhead of unleashed wrath and hatred. The metallic ring of shell casings magnified until it is the sound of some vast hammer forging chains to drag anyone and everyone within earshot into the hungry maw of hell. A feeling like a jagged snare of barbed wire around legs and ankles and throats, of prey clutched in the gaze of the predator. Any mad desperate dreams of escape banished in the muzzle flash, in the blistering report, in the looming miasma of unspeakable horror.

Some of them fight, finding some scrap of a thing resembling courage, but really more like delusion. Many of them run, and mysteriously, many of the guests that night who regretted coming to a place like the GroundGlassAngel, who deep down did not think themselves to be 'that kind of person'...many of them live to regret having been there at all. But just as many do not live, no matter how pure they imagine themselves to be. Indeed, the vast majority crawl across the ocean of blood and bodies, scrambling for shelter, lost in a personal wilderness of terror. Untill the incarnation of hell itself comes to collect them. And the thunder of guns carries utter finality.

And the Tulku smiles.


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WELCOME TO REALITY

Christopher tastes acid in the back of his throat. His hands come up over his eyes, as tears well up and blind him, thankfully. He does not want to watch as they drag the little dead girl away by the ankle, and fetch another from the group huddled in the corner.

" Mister Lennox?"

A very soft voice. A hand on the back of his head.

" It's alright Mister Lennox. It's not real. Open your eyes."

Not real? That smell, that blood, the choked sobs from the corner of the room. Not real? How could it not be real?

" Please. It's alright. They're actors. It's just a movie. Here. Dry your eyes. "

The male voice is so soft and gentle, and someone presses a hankerchief into his hands. Maybe he over reacted. Making a fucking fool out of yourself, Chris, get it together. Too much to drink, it's gone right to your head.

Christopher wiped his face, trying to blink back any more tears.

" Fuck man. Too much to drink. I'm out of my face here. " He definitely did not look at the cameras, the overhead lights, anything at all in that corner. He struggled for some kind of ironic distance. Just a fucking movie. Special effects. Yeah.

" Hmmm. Well come sit on the couches, here. Catch your breath. It's really an honor to meet you, Chris. I'm a big fan..."

Rick Shasa look like some kind of skinny little geek, to be quite honest, wearing a tight royal blue tuxedo, with his trademark tigerstriped bowtie. His greasy blond hair flew off in all directions. Black horn rim glasses framed vivid green eyes set deeply in his head. He was flanked by a pair of his employees, decked out in Shasa-esque torture garden eunich outfits.

Chris collapsed into a massive leather couch. Tried to ignore the sick sounds of a small child being strangled by a dog's choke chain. Shasa flitted over to sit beside him.

" They're real pros aren't they? I really admire how they throw themselves into the part. I do my very best to keep them motivated. " Chris simply stared at the floor, and then up at the delerious candy store expression on his host's face.

" But still, you can tell they're acting. I strive for total authenticity, but they just enjoy what they're doing too much. It shatters the illlusion I think. If you look very closely, you can see them smiling. "

Chris couldn't help stealing a glance. What smiles? He needed to know for himself. He needed to shatter the illusion.

His close look lasted not more than a handfull of seconds. In the pit of his stomach something lurched and flipped, and caught in his chest.

hereyes hereyes nnooo...you're fuckingsick...sick fucking bastards.... it'srealrealreal...... oh god jesus help me... you people are fucking crazy...what the fuck is wrong is you......they're going to fucking kill me...

" Christopher? What's the matter? I didn't think you would be so sensitive. You don't need to feel that way. You don't need to get lost in the fiction. Just look at it. Know that it's not real. Know that it doesn't matter what you think you see, and the pain goes away. "

Chris very much wanted the pain to go away. The pain of the lost and the doomed, of the stink of death that hung in the air. Chris didn't want to feel anything anymore.

" I would have thought you'd recognise all of this right away. I took it from your book... 'Torture Addicts from Ultima Thule' ? I have my copy right here...

" What are you talking about.... What the fuck are you trying to do to me? I don't remember any of that shit... " Great wheezing sobs shuddered and broke within Christopher.

"I was all fucked up on K the whole time I wrote those fucking books.... just leave me alone.....please...."

"Well. I'm sure you appreciate my aesthetic choices on some level anyway. We're all just humble labourers in the fields of illusionary entertainment. " Shasa stood up, and walked over to the scene in progress. He drew a tiny pistol out of his jacket pocket.

Chris couldn't close his eyes. He felt tiger claws dragged across his soul, slashing it to ribbons.

" I could never be a documentary filmaker. " He took the screaming little girl by the hair. "The problem with reality, is.... it lacks realism."

Shasa fired a bullet through her head.

Chris buried his head in the couch cushions. Somebody was screaming even louder than the girl had been. It might have been Chris. Chris didn't care.

Suddenly a tremendous impact resounded through the room. The heavy steel door buckled and tore from it's hinges. Something came through the open passage. Shasa's expression changed instantaneously.

"Oh dear."

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EXPLODING PLASTIC INEVITABLE

Chirs was reasonably sure he had used the line 'stepped out of so-and-so's nightmares' at least once in his books. But he never really thought something like that would happen to him. Until now.

This 'man' was almost seven feet tall, dressed in a long black coat that clung to him like a priest's robes, and topped with a wide brimmed black hat. He had no face. Only a swarm of fang toothed mouths swimming over his body. Scores of long thin tongues licked at the smell of blood in the air. His image wavered like smoke, as if he were not quite solid from one instant to the next.

All of the mouths were screaming like crack babies abandoned on the sidewalk. Or maybe that was Chris again. Chris still didn't care.

Shasa's men stood their ground for a timeless moment. It was perhaps only when each of the mouths twisted it's humanlike lips, into a tooth filled mockery of a smile, that the guards truly realised that they were going to die. There was no reason for them not to waste some bullets. So they did.

The head of the first simply exploded, as he was shot in the face. The second had his intestines blown out a ragged hole in his spine, and collapsed into a pool of shredded viscera. The third and forth tried to run, and were splattered against the bare walls by a hail of bullets. The fifth and last was exceptionaly desperate, and tried to push past the intruder. He was seized by several elongated tongues. In a ghastly spectacle, the figure's torso split down the middle, into a single gaping maw, which then bit down on the man's body, tearing him almost in half. He screamed for his mother before he died.

Shasa looked on, beads of sweat visibly forming on his forehead. Upper lip trembling. He finally panicked, and vainly bolted for the door. He was shot through both legs, one after the other, and crumpled to the ground, thighbones splintering into pieces as he collapsed. His squeel of pain was markedly effeminate and piercing.

The apparition approached Shasa, and placed his boot on the wailing man's throat, cutting off the noises. The barrel of one gun pointed directly into his face.

" Praise be to the wrathfull mother! Truly you are a worthy vessel of her vengeance. Her thirst for blood is long unquenched, and these scraps of dog meat are only the beggining, disciple. Truly the goddess smiles on us, upon the hour of her glory! "

Chris watched the little bald guy size up the room, and then walk towards the two children remaining bound in the corner.

" Hell resides in the mind, children. Leave this place and grow wise." He drew a curved dagger from his rumpled overcoat, and cut the leather straps binding them. Perhaps in shock, they vacated the room quietly and calmly. The Tulku returned to adress the sole survivor of his disciple's fury.

The conversation proceeded under duress. Shasa spoke only once. The Tulku and his companion then simply left, pausing only to acknowledge Chris's presence, with a brief glance. Shasa was left alive, but lost consciousness and said nothing more.


Much as he might wish otherwise, Chris did not think he would have any trouble remembering what he had seen tonight.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

PSYCHOPULP PRESENTS: ANOTHER SHOCKING TALE OF VILLAINY AND RETRIBITUION, FEATURING THE INKY APPARITION OF BLAZING JUDGEMENT THAT MEN KNOW ONLY AS....THE SCREAM!!!!

PIT OF TORTURE: CHAPTER 1

A HUMBLE STORYTELLER

"The next time somebody asks me ' Chris, where do you get your ideas? '.... I will point them to this fucking place."

The GroundGlassAngel was an after hours basement club, the guest list was invitation only, and while it was hard to imagine being 'lucky' to get one, Chris nevertheless appreciated it's possiblilities as story-fodder. The maitre-dee acknowledged Chris's nervous habit of ranting with a curt nod of the head, and continued to lead him to the VIP lounge, where his host for the evening was awaiting his arrival.

" I mean, look at this fucking freak show! How could you not imagine some S&M dungeon in the subbasement, where orphans get butchered like hogs and fed to decadent aesthete fuckers with too much money and a perpetual hard on for filth and depravity?"

No further response from his tourguide.

" I bet Blake likes to come to places like this! He comes off all platonic ideals ,and gnostic illuminism and all that, but if there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that every rock has something crawling underneath it. The guy names his fucking publishing house Force&Fire press, and I'm not suppposed to catch the Crowley refference? The kid is obviously fucked in the head you know? All this shit about the new millenium! Millenium be fucked! New Aeon is more like it! Why else would he hire a notorious literary degenerate like me? I wrote 'Bondage Queens of Hyperborea' for fuck sake, and he wants me doing a column in Cryptophage magazine? Flavor of the bloody week for the digerati post-simulationist degenerate uberclass!"

Chris was reasonably drunk already. At least when he was drunk he had a good excuse for his recent paroxisms of rage and periodic hallucinations. " Well fuck em! I need a drink! "

The layout of the club was austere in the extreme. Bare concrete walls and floors, a dj booth set in the catwalk overlooking the dance floor, a bar along the left side of the single huge room. The outstanding feature, and the thing that made the GGA infamous, was a massive projection against the oppposite wall to the bar. The perrenial content of the movies was rape, torture and murder, played out in living colour fifty feet high. The sounds of degredation, despair and harrowing agony were intercut into the performance of the house dj, who made an art out of mixing and fading drum and bass into the aural landscape, sampling and looping the deathscream of one actor into synch with the pleas of another.

" It's a bit over the top don't you think? After a while you just don't give a shit what's going on up there. But I bet you sell a lot of drinks in the first few minutes of being open! I wouldn't wanna be fucking sober either with that shit going on. Can I get a jack and coke, or what, man? "

His guide complied and led them past the bar. His jack and coke was forthcoming and Chris polished it off on the spot. " Christ! That's better. You definitely feel like cleansing the pallette around here y'know? If you don't mind my asking, man, what's the deal with the outfits? You guys look like the fucking cenobites or something, although you've done a pretty good job of accessorising the security gear with the ensemble, I must say. Does Rick Shasha design your outfits too?" Rick Shasa was the titular owner/host of the GGA. A latter day Andy Warhol according to the style mags, preaching a lifstyle of ennervating excess and amoral imagery to the upper crust.

For some reason, the screen caught Chris's glance. An extreme close up of a straight razor being drawn across the face of an actress who easily passed for pre-teens. The whimpering gave way to bloodcurding shreiks. " Fuck me! Is that really neccissary? You guys put a lot of money into looking like worthless fucking lowlives, don't you? The effects budget must be through the roof. Good thing you've got all the rock stars, crack dealers and kiddie porn producers to fill the coffers eh? "

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PILGRIMS TO THE REVEL

Nagrajaha Tulku was seated, cross legged, on top of one of the tables set around the edge of the dance floor. He observed the berzerk gyrations of the crowd as the dj led them from one gut wrenching audiovisual assualt to another. He was flanked by a pillar of inky blackness that was shaped somewhat like a large man, topped with a wide brimmed hat.

" Behold, disciple, the face of evil. Hh! " One of the waitresses approached. Clad in a leather corset that brutally constricted her prepubescent body, head shaved and lips caked in what looked like dry blood. She cocked her head in inquiry. The Tulku dismissed her with a wave of his hand, and returned to his dispensation.

" Do you see the utterly banal nature of these fools? They come down into their hiding place to indulge their forbidden appetites. What nonsense. At heart they are still children pushing against the boundries laid forth by their mothers and fathers. Everything is defined by rebellion. Everything is motivated by shame. Every act of so called transgression is driven by the disapproval they fear. From mother. From father. From society. From their 'god'. There is no illumination here, there is no magnificence, there is no transcendance. Only children playing at being devils. The very worst of them is motivated by nothing more profound than hedonism. Some of them imagine their pursuits more pure when performed for thier own sake, as opposed to performing them for money. Hhh!" The Tulku spit on the floor.

" And this herd! They deny their own complicity with cynicism. Such a disease in your culutre, this irony. They would react in horror at what they see, if only they permitted them selves to actually feel anything! They are trapped in playpens laid forth for them at birth, torturing, raping and murdering the other infants, and calling that freedom. They cannibalise each other and call that nourishment. They bask in the sight of thier own blindness. We shall deliver an awakening to them, disciple."

At that moment, an out of place looking drunk man was being conducted past their table. The Tulku barked out suddenly.

" Scribe!" Christopher turned toward the skinny little man adressing him.

" Remember what you see here, tonight, scribe."

" I'm already trying to forget, baldy!" and Christopher turned back to climb the starway to the VIP lounge.


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FRONT ROW CENTER

"So what sort shit goes on in the VIP lounge then? Does Shasa whip it out for all his guests like Jim Morrison in Miami? You guys haven't got any fucking windows to see the zoo out here..." he had to lean heavily on the railing, feeling slightly nauseous. There was nothing but silence from his companion.

" Jesus, man, shut up already! I can't a fucking word in edgewise over here." The door at the top of the stairs was reached, and held open for Chris to enter. " You really gotta lighten up with this 'serve in silence' shit, y'know. It gets old pretty fast. Try to have sense of humour about your job at least."

In response, the doorman cracked a wide smile, and still grinning, hung his mouth open, so that Chris could see the ragged stump of his tongue, in the back of his throut.

" Fuck me... " Chris stumbled back into the VIP lounge. As the door swung shut, the cacophany from outside faded away slightly, but the sound system inside was obviously much more crisp in it's quality. At least, that is what Chris thought until he turned around.

His legs buckled almost immediatly. His eyes started to burn with tears.

But at least he was in a good position to see the shoot.

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THE SOUND OF ONE ANGEL FALLING

" Do you hear that disciple? That is the sound of the wheel of karma beginning to turn. "

On the far wall, the young girl's face was hanging off her skull. The red wettness rippled and spasmed as her tormentor rained blows into the back of her head. Upon the towering figure in black, there appeared scores of tiny mouths, each rimmed with gleaming white canine teeth. The Tulku closed his eyes. He spoke in a hushed, reverential whisper.

" One breath. There is only one breath remaining until we begin. Only one breath until the age of iron."

Suddenly the dj stopped the pounding beats, punctuating the silence only with the sound of a limp body hitting the floor. The Tulku opened his eyes. The towering shape branched out two limbs, each tipped with a gleaming firearm. The legion of fanged mouths shreiked in unison.

" Now is the time of reckoning "

Friday, April 18, 2003

SEXDEATHPROPHETOFDOOM


Sri Nagrajaha Tulku finished masturbating into a human skull and fitted himself back into his robes. His captive audience was in no position to point out that he didn't even bother to wipe himself on the rag made from somebody's skin before doing so.

Trent Adler had been lashed to a rough wooden framework propped up against one dingy wall of the Tulku's shithole apartment. He had come here to score some legendary nepalese hashish from this 'holy man' and had been tied up and tortured by the sick fucking little bastard, although it was no longer clear in Trent's mind how exactly that had happened.

" To exist on the wheel of karma is to be complicit in it's turning, Trent Adler. In the west, there is so much debate among your philosophers about the concept of free will. Hhh! " the Tulku's laugh was an acidic hiss.
"Such foolishness. We have so much more free will than we can ever use, my young friend. Every thought, every action we take, is a choice in the things that we will expereince, whether we realise it or not." The Tulku shifted out of his seated yogic posture to place the skull upside down under Trent's captive form. Blood quickly began to collect in the upturned shell of bone. The Tulku resembled nothing so much as a hairless child whose skin has turned to rough parchment, marked all over with tattoos of dark ink. Murals of demons, goddesses, and serpents seemed to move over his body. Perhaps it was just the hash, or the shock and bloodloss that made it seem so.

" Do you not see how the choices you have made led you to this existance of yours? Do you not see the indifference towards the lives of others, inevitably turns to indifference towards one's own life? Did you not imagine, putting bullets in the heads of screaming children, for money, that one day you might be thinking of putting a bullet in your own head? Do you believe such a thing will silence the screaming child within you?"

If it were not for the wooden bit in his mouth, and the blood in his eyes from having his eyelids sliced off, Trent might have been sobbing.

" Hhh! The goddess laughs at your stupidity, Adler. Do you think, in this moment, that you have at last received the punishment your bible tells you that you deserve? Do you imagine yourself some wretched excuse for christ, on the cross? HHH!" The Tulku dipped another needle in salt, assessed his work up to this point, and inserted it somewhere around Trent's genitals.

"Redemption is fantasy. Everything we have ever done exists and will continue to exist untill the final age, the age of iron, the final turning of the wheel at the hands of the goddess, Kali-ma!" He swooned in ecstacy at the name of his focus of worship. " Listen closely Adler, and I will tell you the secret of enlightenment."

The Tulku stood, retrieved an ornate bowl from the corner of the room, and laid it to one side of where he was seated. " Nothing is impure Adler. Nothing is sin, nothing is forbidden. All pleasure, all pain, all virute and vice are roads to liberation in the eyes of the goddess. When I look at you, I do not see a worthless debased sinner, wasting away what remains of his existance. I see fallow earth. I see an egg waiting to be hatched, my young friend. You and you alone, are a perfect instrument, a perfect offering to the cause of the mother of heaven."

He placed the bowl before him. It was covered with a veil of silk. " You and I will turn the wheel of karma in its final course. You and I will bring forth the Kali Yuga. We will inundate the earth in the fires of cosmic reckoning, Adler, and we will do it..." he lifted the veil of silk. " ...with these. "

Through the blood, Trent could make out a pair of large automatic pistols in the bowl.

" I have given you new eyes to see with Adler. Tell me, do you see only a pair of guns? You have seen many guns in your life have you not?" He lifted the skull, and poured it's contents into the bowl.

" These are holy. These are the instruments of karma. I have prayed over these weapons every day for thirty years, preparing them to be borne by a proper vessel of the divine. You are that vessel , and it is time that the ritual was consummated." Scratching sounds from the bare wooden floors, in the shadows, tiny claws on moldy plaster walls.

" In your travels, Adler, have you ever heard of the ritual of Chod? The shaman is taken into the spirit realm, torn apart by howling demons, and devoured. It is meant to overcome attatchement to the flesh."

" You can transcend the pain by letting go of all that you once were. This is not the end, Adler. This is the beggining. This is ressurection. Something even you can understand. Hhh !"

The Tulku turned away, and went to smoke some hashish on the fire esacpe. " Praise be to Kali-ma.... It will be good to go to war in your name again, oh mother of heaven...."

In this neighborhood, no one ever heard the sounds of rending flesh and bone, the muffled screams, or even the grunts and howls of hungry demons.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

RIGHT INTO THE ACTION

Having never elected for electroconvulsive therapy in the past, Julius Blake was somewhat unprepared for the paralytic muscle spasms that greeted his awakening. His body twitched and shuddered as much as the rude bonds of several metres of duct tape would allow. It was not too much longer before he became aware that someone was standing over him screaming. Something about high-end electromagnetic waves and synthetic tryptamines and other dimensions.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! HUMAN SOCIETY IS HEADED FOR THE EMERGENCE OF OTHERDIMENSIONAL INTELLGENCE INTO THE MEDIASPEHRE!!!! ARE YOU PREPARED FOR WHEN THE DPT ALIENS WALK INTO THE HALLS OF GOVERNMENT AND ANNOUNCE THE NEW SCIENCE?? ARE YOU? YOU WON'T LOOK SO FUCKING SMART THEN MISTER JULIUS GODDAMN BLAKE WITH ALL THE SO-CALLED COGNISCENTI BENDING OVER TO KISS YOUR ASS!!! WELL YOU DON'T LOOK SO CLEVER NOW MISTER BOY WONDER!!!

Oh good grief, he thought to himself. Please tell don't tell me the guy is high on something. I'm not sure I can handle the dissapointment of finding out he's just an acid casuality.

" Tell me about the transmitters, Gregory.... How did you manage to trigger those kind of hallucinations at a distance? I'm impressed with the way you've extrapolated the implications of atmospheric resonators. "

OH REALLY? GONNA OFFER ME JOB SO I DON'T FRY YOUR FASCIST MEDIA-DON ASS TO CINDERS? TOO FUCKING BAD HOT SHOT! I'M ON THE WINNING SIDE THIS TIME! WHY SHOULD I SETTLE FOR A CUBICLE AND A PERKY LITTLE PIECE OF ASS AROUND THE WATERCOOLER WHEN I CAN BE REGENT OF THIS VIBRATIONAL PLANE IN THE NAME OF THE DUKES OF THE HIGHER DIMENSIONS? GOOD QUESTION ISN'T IT? YES IT IS! YES IT DEFINITELY IS! I MAY NEED THESE CHEMICALS TO KEEP THE CHANNEL OPEN RIGHT NOW, BUT WHEN I'M BOUNCING THE WAVE OFF THE IONOSPHERE 24-7 INTO DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN, THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT THE FUCKING SCORE IS FOR REAL! AND I DON'T MEAN REALITY FUCKING TV REAL M0THERFUCKER! I'M TALKING REACH INTO YOUR CHEST LIKE LIKE IT WAS A PUFF OF SMOKE AND INHALE YOUR SOUL, REAL, BIATCH!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME????

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INSERT FLASHBACK

" Julius, are you listening to me?" very pushy for a personal assistant. Julius had a weakness for assertive women.

" Yes Sophia. I'm a little preoccupied you know. Have you ever read anything about gnosticism, Sophia? "

" No I haven't, and I'm sure you are, Julius. All excited to finally meet one of your 'chimeras'. You're being foolish, Julius. This man is obviously very dangerous. Not to mention mentally ill. You should have forwarded your information to the FBI."

"FBI?" Julius Blake chucked to himself ever so slightly.
" Oh no. That's like sending garbagemen to clean up mesopotamian clay tablets that lay broken on the side of the road!"

"What? You're not talking sense. And besides, how do you even know this is the man?"

"I told you. We turned him down for a job a couple years ago. I know it's him."

"How could you possibly...."

"Let me finish!" Julius mounted the ground floor stairwell of the repurposed warehouse space. Converted into artist lofts. it had taken about three days to collate the relevant search parameters, and another two to trace the ownership back through several dummy finance companies. "I recognised seven distinct grammatical strucutres in his manifesto. They all show up in the research paper he appended to his resume. I was just beginining to assemble some of my demographical files for the chimera project, at the time. I had several bots tracking his online presence."

"So if you're so clever, why didn't you figure out he was the culprit sooner?"

"Sssssh! I'm reasonably sure he's got all kinds of scanning devices in his nest here. It would be naive to think he can't hear every word both of us are saying...."

A buzzing rasp in his earpiece. >zzrzrzrzrzrrkrkkr IT MOST CERTAINLY WOULD BE MISTER BLAKE!!!<

A blast of pain erupted through his head, and then nothing at all.

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CLIMAX


NOTHING AT ALL! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL BE ABLE TO DO TO ME!

"Don't be ridiculous Gregory. The feedback through my earpiece was clever, but you're obviously losing your mind here. If I found you, the FBI won't be far behind. I really don't think your scalar wave technolgy is much good against semi-jacketed rifle ammunition from a SWAT team."

HA! ALL THE FUCKING GOOD IT'LL DO THEM! BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE, I'LL HAVE HACKED INTO THE THE HAARP ARRAY, AND OPENED UP THE FLOODGATES FOR THE NEW BOSSES! THE COPS AND POLITICIANS WILL BE TOO BUSY CHEWING THEIR OWN WRISTS OPEN TO TOUCH ME. SO MUCH FOR THE GLOBALISATION MOVEMENT, BUDDY BOY! I'M TALKING DIMENSIONAL ANNEXATION FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER! ALL THOSE FREEMASON SKULL AND BONES DICKWADS CAN GO SUCK ON THE COCKS OF THE DPT OVERLORDS!

" Ever hear the expression ' meet the new boss, same as the old boss,'?"

Silence.

" I hate to interrupt this really florid nervous breakdown you've got going here, Greg, but I'm not about to let you drive millions of people insane over your inferiority complex. I can introduce you to some girls, you know.... some of them are bound to enjoy your.... personality."


NICE TRY!!! NICE FUCKING TRY!!!! TRYING TO THREATEN ME AND BRIBE ME IN THE SAME SENTENCE? WHAT DO I NEED HUMAN WOMEN FOR? I'D RATHER GET HEAD FROM FROM THE BUZZING DIVAS OF HYPERSAPCE THEN SOME RANCID MEATPUPPET COW! I THINK I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES TOUGH GUY! YOU AREN'T SO MUCH WHEN YOUR DOING THE TASER DANCE! BIG SCARY BOY GENIUS MARTIAL ARTS MASTER. WHOOPIE FUCK! C'MON! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

Julius smiled a beautifull smile. He actually had tears in his eyes "Thank you Gregory. I mean that. Thank you. I've waited my entire life... " He took a deep breath, became, suddenly, very still. " for a moment.. just like this..." and in one immense swell of exertion, snapped the coils of duct tape The sound was like a gunshot. "It's not easy selectively overiding the nerve response to your muscles, but it can be done " The blood drained out of Gregory's face all at once.

" I hope you'll explain all this equipment to me when you wake up. "

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DENOUMENT

" Julius! Oh my god! that sounds awfull! I told you we should have called the FBI! "

" If we had done that, a) a lot of people would've been rendered dead or insane, shortly followed by our gifted Greg here b) this equipent and reasearch would've been destroyed or slotted away in some defence department laboratory, to be used in some hare-brained space war project and c) I wouldn't have my very first chimera to study! "

" Julius! That's illegal! Kidnapping, obstruction of justice, god knows what else! Don't be insane."

"sorry Sophia. Done deal. I have a team taking down the lab and transporting greg to a holding facility as we speak. no one will know we were even here. " He had started grinning from ear to ear without even noticing. " I have to take good care of my nemeses don't I ? "

" You have completely lost your mind. "

" If you have enough imagination, you can make your own sanity, Sophia. speaking of which, I think we should check up on our latest employee, mr Christopher Lennox...."
MEET CHRISTOPHER LENNOX

A little too much of something, that weird buzzing in the head, somehow it all came out in his post:

- the attraction of the pulps? the attraction of the pulps is that they're fucking insane. these aren't for kids dammit. these is bondage exploitation, twisted cult ritualmurdersuicide mad scientists incinerating people with fucking deathrays man! dirigibles manned by zombies crash into the sears tower to kidnap women and impregnate them with abortions.

we're talking cocaine, we're talking caffiene until your brain ruptures like a blood blister, we're talking amphetemine induced psychosis, and pounding your fingers bloody on the keys till the typewriter turns into a vampire and starts drinking the shit.

guns and gangsters, bullets in the fucking head, booze and drugs and human slavery, and goddamn deathtraps. I want some fucking deathtraps man, and if i don't get it then i'm gonna go after someone with the fireaxe. -

It just barely occured to chris that he might be getting carried away.

-you want nazis, i give you the cunting nazis, the greatest kitsch art movment to ever herd 6 milion people into the gaschambers in the name of aesthetics, and mystical propaganda my friend. black rubber raincoats with nothing underneath. the queen of the gestapo putting out cigarettes on my face because I deserve it, shcweinhund

send in the robots, with human brains and big ass antennae that shoot out sparks like the open pits of hades, and make your fillings hurt thinking of what it's like to crush a human skull with a mechanical claw the size of a small car. just the fucking skull too. these fuckers are precise buddy.

it's playing russian roulette against yourself and winning man, becuase it's not about being too crazy it's about not being crazy enough, and insanity is in the ink and you better believe it. throw a thousand of them on the fire and a thousand more spring up like malaria nightmares and opium dreams.

it's kidnapping a starlet for human sacrifice and then feeding her to the big ass mandrill that you keep in the cellar and prod with hot pokers untill the fucker is ready to eat your eyeballs out of your head while you die screaming. -

there's a certain joy that come from just saying 'fuck it' and this was what he feeling. he felt like the high priest of fevered human madness. If some simp wants to whine about about how pulp novels weren't as good as dickless green lantern comics by gardner fucking fox, well fine. He'll give these dipshits both barrels.

-....and the heroes man, lets talk about these crazy fucks, because you got the ubermenchen bastards who toss all that old science shit out the window so they can show us idiots how the whole universe actually works. the solution to crime and punishent is A) shoot them in the fucking face and B) perform some radical pioneering brain surgery on them to turn this cannibal motherfucker who flies around in a gyrocopter decapitating peole with the rotors, into an upstanding citizen who wants to marry litte janey down the block and have some kids who won't grow up to be cannibal autogyro pilots. But mostly we just shoot the fuckers right in the fucking face

we're talking rich bastards, and oh yeah baby, they're all rich, millionares man, whether they inherit from poppa who was some diamond mining colonialist slave raping fucker at the turn of the century or else they got it their own way by smuggling opium or inventing wireless electricity before they woke up one morning to save the fucking world from people who are almost as fucking mental as they are

and they all got this retinue of servants, companions, and yes men all ready to drive their cars two blocks to the autogyropad, or confirm all the briliant science you already invented, or suck your cock in the back seat of your limo on the way to toss some gestapo sons of bitches off the parapets of a stone castle that you had built especially for the purpose of tossing bundist fuckers off the wall to their deaths on carefully desgined razor sharp rocks that nevertheless leave the possiblity of these assholes coming back crazier than ever so you can kill them again in some other theatrical yet viscerally satisfying way..

andit'smouthsopneinguponmyfleshandscreamingitnotthedark
astheslidesonyourlovelylovelyautomaticskickingbackandforthand
allthebadlittleboysdiediedieandallthehungrymouthsallovermehowl
forthetasteofbloodandyoucanalmosthearthem

almost

hear the screaming

over the guns
ohhhh yesssss-

And the funniest thing is, it wasn't untill a few mintues later, having come out of his strange fugue state, that the thought came into chris's mind:

something must be seriously wrong with me